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Liberal Bloggers Accuse Obama of Trying to Win Election

Why I'm Voting Republican Movie:

So - The administration's own mouthpiece says the media lapdogs were too compliant.

This just in - Rudy has legally changed his name to Rudolph Nineleven

The only man in the world who's HEART is in his STOMACH!!!!
Anyone want to hazard a guess as to the location of his brains????

Anyone else seeing Michael Dukakis in a tank here?

Welcome to another episode of "Great Moments in Pandering"

The Decidermobile: Anyone else seeing Michael Dukakis in a tank here?

Spot The Moron Part II

Part III?

Bush: "Iraq Had Nothing" To Do With 9/11

Abu Musab al-Zarqawi meets his 72 virgins

No, we're not hypocrites. We're Republicans.

Dubya said Barney was overruled for White House Press Secretary
because Scott McClellan is a better lap dog.

Congresswoman Jean Schmidt (R-OH):

"A few minutes ago I received a call from Colonel Danny Bubp, Ohio Representative from the 88th district in the House of Representatives. He asked me to send Congress a message: Stay the course.
He also asked me to send Congressman Murtha a message, that cowards cut and run, Marines never do. Danny and the rest of America and the world want the assurance from this body - that we will see this through."

While Rome Burned, Nero Fiddled.
While New Orleans Drowned, Dubya Strummed

The Real Reason He Invaded Iraq:

ExxonMobil's quarterly profits - $8.4 billion
BP's quarterly profits - $6.66 billion
Royal Dutch Shell's quarterly profits - $5.54 billion
A love affair with an oil-rich dictator ... PRICELESS!

Bringing Back Honor and Dignity to the White House:

Bringing Back Honor and Dignity to the White House, Part II:

Bringing Back Honor and Dignity to the White House, Part III:

Don't be Afraid of the Neo-cons

by Norman and Nancy Blake

And away down yonder in the Florida sand
Old Jeb Bush is a mighty man.
He told little brother, don't be blue
For I'ma gonna hand this thing to you.

The churches all got on board
In the Holy name of our Lord.
They took him for their favorite son
And they sent him away to Washington.

Now Georgie Bush, he is the man
He landed in Afghanistan.
We'll get Osama, was his crack
And now we're stranded in Iraq.

He told ole' Rumsfeld on the green
Now you're the best I've ever seen.
Just heed my words and you'll go far
And help me win my daddy's war.

O' Cheney lives away down town
By a cement bunker underground.
No more he'll roam Wyoming's hills
Halliburton is his thrill.

Don't send your money to Washington
To fight a war that's never done.
Don't play their games don't be their pawns
And don't be afraid of the neo-cons.

Katrina blew through the town
Black waters flooded all around.
No money to raise the levees high
And so we watched New Orleans die.

Bill Clinton was a Democrat
He saved us money in his hat.
He fell from grace the story goes
Then Georgie put us in the hole.

Now Casey was Cindy's son
He marched away with his gun.
For a noble cause he heard Bush say
He died in a war so far away.

Now Georgie is kind and meek
He kissed the king upon his cheek.
They walked the garden hand in hand
As the oil and blood dripped on the sand.

And now my little song is done
'Bout the neo-cons in Washington.
No more I'll sing these words again
You can see it all on CNN.

Don't send your money to Washington
To fight a war that's never done.
Don't play their games don't be their pawns
And don't be afraid of the neo-cons.

Quotes:

"Patriotism means being loyal to your country all the time and to its government when it deserves it."
-- Mark Twain

Empires don't crumble from frontal assaults. They're chipped away at gradually by repeated blows from rubber mallets.

"As democracy is perfected, the office of president represents, more and more closely, the inner soul of the people. On some great and glorious day the plain folks of the land will reach their heart's desire at last and the White House will be adorned by a downright moron."
-- H.L.Mencken

Naturally, the common people don't want war, but they can always be brought to the bidding of the leaders. Tell them they are being attacked, and denounce the pacifists for lack of patriotism and endangering the country. It works the same in every country.
-- Herman Goering, Hitler's Reichsmarschall at the Nuremberg Trails.

SCHIAVO-MANIA: If We're going to unplug brain-dead Americans, Fox will lose most of their viewers.

The nation's second-largest oil company, Chevron-Texaco, announced it was buying Unocal. A spokesman for Chevron-Texaco, which made a $13 billion profit last year, says the new company will be called "Bend Over, America". -- Dennis Miller

"My question to you: Is this how you help balance the budget at the White House by ripping off retailers in the towns you visit? If that is the case please do not come back to the Rogue Valley." - Medford hotel owners say Bush Administration left them with unpaid bills.

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